Have I mentioned before how much I don't like working here?

1. I don't get paid enough.
2. Everyone is at least twice my age and find entertainment discussing celery and it's merits and cooking methods.
3. I don't understand more than half of what they are saying because they all speak mandarin.
4. More of often than not I end up doing other people's work.
5. In my one month or so absense they have lovingly piled up work on my table. Work that, firstly, is not what I was hired to do and secondly, could have easily been done by one or more of them during the long June holidays.
6. I really don't get paid enough.

I honestly think those are enough reasons for now.