I did my hair again. I felt like doing something drastic. Something totally insane.

Well, it isn't TOTALLY insane. But it was drastic.

I cut.

I coloured.

I straightened.

I now look like the Moschino Couture girl. You know... The one with the hair covering her eyes?

All I have to do is to powder up (to cover the indian-ness) and put in a generous helping of bright red lipstick.

*sickening french accent and breathy voice*

"Moschino Couture..."